Quick, get the whiteboard

I am literally sitting here right now, and have been for the last few hours (well – not sitting in this exact spot) choosing between the lesser of two evils.  DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!  I feel like someone said to me “you have a choice – would you like to be run over by a school bus or a mac truck” and in the end I am going to choose the bus, b/c it has less wheels.  HOW MESSED UP IS THAT?

Ugggh.  I need a meeting of the minds, stat.  Someone bring a whiteboard.