Author: The Blogtini

Ok – so I’m a day late, whatever. I have – along with the rest of the population of the world – made a new years resolution. 1) To stop complaining (hehe) 2) To lose 20 lbs by my vacation in May 3) To save atleast $7,000 (which isn’t a lot for most people, but […]

Ok so first of all – I have no idea who reads this (probably no one!) but I would like to take this opportunity to highly, highly recommend the book “Bitter is the New Black” by Jennifer Lancaster.  It’s the memoirs of a woman who was laid off from her amazing job and spent nearly […]

… how much could a Mac truck weigh?  I mean, if it hits full on – then I won’t really feel all the other wheels right? (refer to below post) (yes I know I’m being cryptic.  It’s my blog – I’m allowed)

I am literally sitting here right now, and have been for the last few hours (well – not sitting in this exact spot) choosing between the lesser of two evils.  DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS?!  I feel like someone said to me “you have a choice – would you like to be run […]

I think Karma is bitch-slapping the hell out of me right now.

As in – Donald Trump. Today I was fired from my job.  Why you ask – well.  I’ll tell you. Apparently, although I applied for an entry-level job, and accepted an entry-level job, paying a below entry-level salary – they really wanted someone with “senior level experience”.  They “did not have the time to train” […]

An Open Letter to Perez Hilton: Dear Perez, Generally – I think you are fantastic.  I’ve been reading your site for a ridiculously long time.  You’ve always allowed me to be a source of knowledge for my friends – anytime anyone brings up anything Hollywood related, I’m the go-to-girl for information, and I used to […]

My pie looks crap. But my dad says it’s delicious. Oh well.

3 amazing things are happening. First: GLEE is coming back on TV tonight. I can not believe the world series had the audacity to interrupt the best show on TV. Second: I am going to bake an apple pie. I’ll post some pictures of the deliciousness. Third: The VANITY FAIR with my new boyfriend (sorry […]

I can not even begin to describe how exited I am for November 20, 2009 at 9:20pm. Twilight – here I come. Also, I decided this morning on my way to work that I am going to be more spontaneous.  I’m not really a thrill seeker  but I think it would be amazing to be […]