Alright so – some people may be aware that I love, love, love Twilight. I can’t help it. Sparkly vampires are awesome. However, I’m realistic and realize that the entire series is warped – Edward is a possessive control freak, and Bella is a pathetic mess – so there’s no need to point it out. I know that & I love it regardless.
Anyone who knows me also knows that I love 2 other things in life: grammar & snark. My sister knew I had been drinking the other night because my text messages lost their proper capitalization and punctuation (although the spelling was still correct).
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Enter Reasoning With Vampires – aka, the funniest website I’ve found in a while. It’s a collection of excerpts taken from the Twilight series (the author of the site scans the pages from the books) with commentary about how poorly written the book is. She also includes comments on how creepy Edward is, how absolutely wrong Bella & Edward are on every level and this gem (pictured left) – a list of Alternatives to Stalking for Mr. Edward Cullen.
Be sure to read the image “tags”, as they are generally snarky comments that the author couldn’t fit into the image itself.