Beyo & Jay-Z Faking Their Pregnancy

Apparently, Beyonce is faking her pregnancy

I know that sounds ridiculous, but my dear friends over at Crushable have brought it to my attention (via Mommyish), and I gotta say – the evidence is damning.

The rumor is that Jay & Bey have decided to use a surrogate, however they feel that admitting such would make people think they are less Godly, so Bey has been wearing a foam baby-bump.

In the photo above you’ll notice that as Beyonce sits down, her baby bump crumples on itself… if there IS a baby in there, that is probably a huge, huge sign that there is a problem. But most likely, there isn’t a baby in there – it’s in someone elses body.

According to Crushable, Beyonce is 30 years old, however they point out that it’s been speculated for a while during her career that she is actually a bit older than that, and maybe feel she is past the age where she can conceive naturally… or maybe she just doesn’t wanna get huge & not be able to do her awesome stolen dance moves.