Diddy Piddly Widdly

{Disclaimer: I am months late on this, but this person is not high on my celeb-radar because I find him to be incredibly annoying. I literally just found out about this moments ago & needed to express my irritation with others. Basically, that’s the entire reason this blog exists.}
Ok, so apparently Puff Daddy, Sean “Puffy” Combs, P.Diddy has changed his name to …
… wait for it …
Diddy Dirty Money.
Wait, WHAT?!
Why can’t this dude just use his real name? No other artist (except maybe Prince, The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, Weird Symbol, Prince [again]) changes their stage name – ever. I mean, that must be a branding NIGHTMARE! 
Meanwhile, Diddy-dukes (yup, that’s what I’m calling him) has changed his a bunch. And every time he tends to make a HUGE deal about it, and throws little hissy fits when people refer to him by the incorrect stage name. 
Well dude, you might make it a little easier on your fans if you STOPPED changing your name every 12 minutes (or few years, whatever). 
Also – WTF does “Diddy” even mean? Is it supposed to refer to a song, as in “… little diddy, ’bout Jack & Diane…” (I have no idea who sings that song, or what the title is – but I love it. If anyone knows, please leave a comment!)? Or did he just kind of make up a word?
On an unrelated note (well, except that it has to do with what ever this dude’s name is), I think this dude needs to get over his affliction to sunlight – he wears sunglasses far too often.  I mean, I love sunglasses probably more than anyone. But this guy wear sunglasses all day, every day regardless of the hour or the weather. And it doesn’t make you look important, it makes you look like you forgot to take your sunglasses off and therefore, slightly ridiculous.
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